Facebook eHarmony Ads

Okay, does anyone else think these ads are awesome? Those commercials on T.V. are kinda boring and geared toward older losers. I need something that attracts me, the quarter life crisis loser. Let's break this down:

"Don't have a Girlfriend?" How'd you know!? "What are you waiting for?" Well, I don't know. Why are you assuming that I'm, "Waiting?" It's not like I sit around crying, wondering why a girlfriend doesn't fall into my lap...at 2:00 in the morning...with a big bag of flaming hot cheetos...listening to david gray...watching Ryan Gosling movies...that's stupid. Even though I like all those things and sometimes do them all at the same time. That doesn't mean I'm waiting. So, Ad, stop implying! "Tons of girls sign up for eHarmony every day." Wait, I like tons of girls. "Check it out for free" Right before I click the link I think to myself, "Is this really Worth my time?" I mean, everyone lies on the Internet, I don't want to have to make ANOTHER profile, and I'm also pretty sure those two girls in the add are already taken. Not that growly face and boob-grabbing girl aren't enough to get me interested. I just don't have the time to make an online commitment.

Until...

I saw this add and signed up.